Copyright 2012 Screenplay by Leslie Edwards

15-year old Poe and her friend Gaylord on mushrooms.

Giggling molecules swirl around Poe with tiny hands reaching out, touching her hair. She tries to kiss one. She sees a daisy and crouches down.

POE (CONT’D)
Hello, little flower...

She reaches out to pluck it. Gaylord stops her, shielding the flower with his own hand.

POE (CONT’D)
What’s the matter?

Pause.

GAYLORD
Have you ever heard a flower scream?

Pause.

POE
No.

GAYLORD
Well, you don’t want to ever hear that sound. Not ever.

Pause.

POE
Okay.

FADE OUT.

#4A:  Poe and Gaylord on mushrooms (continued).

POE
They’ll never get here because space is infinite and so is time and the boats will keep getting half of the distance closer to the island -- and so how could they ever get here? How did I figure that out? Wow, I think I’m a genius.

GAYLORD
You are a genius.

Poe feels and hears an internal rumbling.

POE
Oh no. I have to take a shit. That’s just too disgusting. What will I do? I won’t do it.

GAYLORD
Don’t hate it. It’s primal and part of nature. I love taking a shit. It’s a beautiful thing.

POE
No, no, it’s not a beautiful thing. Ask Martha Stewart. She knows much more about these things than you do.

GAYLORD
 I doubt that.